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Monday
07/23/2001 2:20:00am |
| Name: |
Judge Ruffneck out of
COZMICMANGO |
| E-Mail: |
gyettan wahn soon |
| Homepage
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| Referred
By: |
Web Ring |
| Location: |
Oceanside and yet coastal,
East I think |
| High
School and Class |
Byahlboah Sebmtee-Sebm, mek
it 77 |
| Comments |
As I was engaged in a violent
and fanged discussion of a political nature with my good buddies Lachesis Muta and
Bothrops Atrox, we hit on a neurotoxic topic concerning chiva and/or non-chiva autobus
projectiles. Seems we couldn't agree on which of the 3 named examples was the best
missile: a) meteorite mangoes, b) atomic almonds, or c) cannonball calabash. I guess it
all depended on the amount of damage one was trying to achieve for the particular
adventure. So anyway, Lachy tells me his brain been botherin' him and could I help him
take it out. So I said, "Sure!" Then we both threw back a pint of Herrerrano and
I secured a scalpel from my Cozmic Surgeon's kit and as I prepared to make the first cut,
Bothrops started a rythm with a slap on his MONGO LP conga and Lachy starts to sing:.....
WHAT OF THE WORLD,
THE PANAMA THAT HAS DISAPPEARED
IS IT JUST A SIMPLE MEMORY OF MINE
A STOLEN STORY LINE,
AN IMITATION of LIFE OUT of LOST HISTORY
IS IT YESTERDAY,TODAY, AND TOMORROW
ON A RAZOR'S EDGE IN TME
WHAT OF THE VOID IN WHICH I AM SEALED
I AM BUT A BLIND MAN IN THE NIGHTMARE
OF A WIZARD'S SNARE
CANAL ZONE SHADOW MAN WHERE ARE YOU NOW
CANAL ZONE HOLLOW MAN TELL ME IF YOU CAN
IS THERE MAGICK IN DANGEROUS HANDS
IS THERE SALVATION FOR BALBOA'S LAND
ISTHMIAN SHADOW MAN WILL I EVER BE FREE
ISTHMIAN PHANTOM MAN IS JUST A REFUGEE
LOOK INTO MY EYES
CAN YOU SEE WHAT IT IS I SEE
LOOK THROUGH MY EYES
DO YOU SEE WHAT IT IS I WISH TO BE
LIFE IS SO FULL OF MORTAL LIES
BUT DARKNESS HAS DESCENDED UPON ME
THE LIGHT HAS FADED
THE BODY HAS DIED THE MIND HAS CROSSED OVER
TO THE OTHER SIDE
LEAVING ONLY THE SILHOUETTE
OF A MAN BEHIND
CANAL ZONE SHADOW MAN WHAT ARE YOU NOW
CANAL ZONE HOLLOW MAN SAVE ME IF YOU CAN
IS THERE A FUTURE IN A DEMON'S HANDS
IS THERE A DESTINY FOR BALBOA'S LAND
ISTHMIAN SHADOW MAN WILL YOU EVER SET
ME FREE
ISTHMIAN PHANTOM MAN IS JUST A REFUGEE
So Lachy the olde fellow, is resting comfortably in cozmic limbo with a highly successful
total brain and brain stem removal. It could be considered one step beyond a lobotomy. But
all is well since I heard him just hang up the phone as he has ordered General Tsao's
Conejo from the Chinese Take-Away over on Avenida Central in Caledonia. |
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